Full Figure Defends Lwasa’s small cassava

Controversial presidential advisor Full Figure came out yesterday to defend embattled Masaka tycoon Emmanuel Lwasa over his leaked nude video.

The video has been the talk of town more so because of it’s content as it showed Lwasa having a small cassava.

The tycoon who has terrorised a number of city slay queens and celebrities was advised to change his name Lwasa because he doesn’t have the bullets to live up to his name.

However a video that surfaced showed Full Figure dancing closer with Lwasa’s bombardier.

She therefore came out to defend the tycoon saying that he has the thermometer needed to test ladies under temperature.

Full Figure that the reason men yearn for the tycoon is because he has the guns to fire all his woken to satisfaction.

Written by Aine Siggy

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